“I think that you have to believe in your destiny; that you will succeed, you will meet a lot of rejection and it is not always a straight path, there will be detours - so enjoy the view.” – Michael York


What: Ben and Harper arrive in Joliet, IL, their destination. Needing some new clothes, they do a bit of shopping. The choice of store and sales clerk (Whitney) is no coincidence.

INT. DRESS FOR LESS - CASHIER – LATER

Whitney ringing them up –

Whitney: Take it you guys don't live around here?

Harper: I live in Chicago. He's from... up there.

Ben: Up north.

Harper: Where it's calm and peaceful and everybody's happy all the time...

Ben: Canada.

Whitney: Never been. Not that I've been anywhere.

Ben: You should go.

Whitney: Don't know anybody in Canada.

Ben: I meant anywhere.

She crinkles her brow, who is this guy? The register coughs –

Whitney: Price check -- be right back...

He watches her go. Harper watches him watching.

Harper: Damn. You want a piece of that?

Ben: Excuse me?

Harper: Can angels even do it?! Isn't that against some major Bible commandment thing?

Ben: I'm not -- and I wouldn't even if I was -- which I'm not –

Harper: If you knocked her up, would the kid be an X-men?

Ben: Inappropriate.

A Continued Conversation with the Writer:

Neely: Let’s to back to the beginning, or rather your beginning. Did you know you always wanted to write?

Brandon: I always knew I wanted to be in this industry.

Neely: Why?

Brandon: Unfortunately, and I say it with a smile, I grew up in the industry outside of the industry.  My father, Joe Camp, was a writer, director, producer in Dallas, Texas.  He created the character “Benji,” the shaggy dog, if you recall the movie. But he did all of it independently, completely outside of Hollywood. I grew up on sets, so I was cursed from the beginning.  Both my parents begged me, begged me to please go be a doctor, a lawyer, a biologist or an anthropologist, go be anything but this.

Oh well, like father, like son, I suppose. I didn’t know any different. I missed the first grade because I was in Greece where my parents were shooting for a year. Then all of a sudden I was dumped back in school wondering “what the hell is this? I don’t understand this environment at all.” I was used to roaming around with extras and eating off catering trucks. It was a very strange thing for me to land back in the “real” world.

I told my parents that, unfortunately, whether they liked it or not, they had cursed me with this industry.

Neely: To discover the romance as a 6-year old is hard to compete with.

Brandon: It truly is.

Neely: What’s your background – college, major, horoscope?

Brandon: I'm a Gemini, I like coconut ice cream.

I went to school at Northwestern in Chicago. I majored in Speech. I did not major in radio/television/film; as a side note, I was not accepted into Northwestern's super duper screenwriting program. I still have the rejection letter. But I did take one radio/television/film class and dropped out after the very first day because it was just entirely too artsy for me. The professor, and I use the term loosely, came out and asked us to introduce ourselves as a camera. As in, what is it that we’re looking at on the wall? Of course everyone in the room is talking about the fact that they’re a 16mm black and white camera and they’re focusing on the thermostat that resembles… You get the picture. I left, never to return.

Neely: How did you get that first entertainment-related job?

Brandon: My brother had worked with Scott Rudin.  I interned for Scott one summer during college, then he asked me to come work for him after college and I did.

THIS WEEK'S WRITER

BRANDON CAMP
Brandon got his start working for Scott Rudin.

TELEVISION CREDITS
"John Doe
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FILM CREDITS
"Choose"
"Love Happens"
"Dragonfly"


THIS WEEK'S CONVERSATION:

Neely: Tell me about Scott Rudin. Did he throw things at you? How accurate was “Swimming with the Sharks?”

Brandon: He did throw things, but not at me. “Swimming with the Sharks” was a Disney film compared to the real gig. But just talking about Scott, there’s really nobody smarter than Rudin in town. He truly works harder than anyone I’ve ever met. We would come in after a day of shooting at 1:00 in the morning and have to get back up at 5:00 or 6 and I would check my voicemail and there were messages left at 3 and 4 in the morning, messages about scripts that he had read overnight. Truly, nobody works harder than him.

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"Fruit Fly" written and starring Leslie Jordan

Leslie Jordan has a new autobiographical play, “Fruit Fly,” at the Celebration Theatre (7051 Santa Monica Blvd, Los Angeles, CA 90046) starting here, starting now but ending February 18, so you’ll have to act quickly because this is not to be missed.

I’m in love with Leslie Jordan. Of course we’re talking wild, passionate, dirty platonic love since we play on different teams, but love him I do.

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